Wednesday April 13th, 2016

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I don’t know what much there is to say about the Blue Jays fan’s incredible beard.

As if the shock-blue wig weren’t enough, this man had to go to a completely different level, and dye a Blue Jays logo into his beard.

Look at this striking piece of art:

Why does the Cubs’ new clubhouse look like a cruise ship nightclub?

I’m not sure how you even begin to wash that out. Lucky for that fan, he’ll never have to, because that beard is the coolest thing ever. 

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