Watch: Colorado Rapids coach is basically a Game of Thrones character
Colorado Rapids head coach Pablo Mastroeni is a fan of florid language, so much so that his own players have a hard time differentiating his quotes from those pulled from the fantasy realm of Game of Thrones.
The team recently tested out this theory asking players to guess whether a line was spoken by a citzen of Westeros or the Rapids All-Star-turned coach Mastroeni.
With quotes like these and his mustache, Mastroeni should definitely get a role on the HBO show. Maybe as Littlefinger’s soccer-loving brother?