Jaguars rookie corner Jalen Ramsey is 21 years old. And if you don’t believe me, take a look at this photo of the dinner he consumed on Sunday.
Ramsey’s college-kid feast consisted of Vienna sausage and hot sauce on a Styrofoam plate, Mike and Ikes, Cheetos and blue Powerade.
This is legitimately the most college meal possible. First off, the Cheetos are Flamin’ Hot, an unhealthy snack that flies off the shelf at the deli at the low price of $1.49 before taxes. Then, you’ve got your blue Powerade—the most popular flavor among those in their early twenties. Throw in a candy that was probably on sale for like 50 cents, and you’ve got great items surrounding your main dish: Seven Vienna sausages.
To top it all off, Ramsey couldn’t even shell out a couple more dollars for paper plates. My man went Styrofoam. This is an absurd meal.
I’m sick just looking at this.
– Kenny Ducey