Are You Ready for the Olympics?
Despite the variety of potential disasters, the Olympics will get underway in earnest Friday. Here’s how to watch if you’re one of those dirty millennials without cable. You can vote here for the worst opening ceremony outfits of all time and check out our ranking of the creepiest Olympic mascots. If you think you’re an Olympics buff, see how many of these former American medalists you remember.
Yes, the Water in Rio Really is That Gross
NJ.com’s Steve Politi took a fishing boat out into Guanabara Bay and discovered that every horror story you’ve heard about the polluted water is true.
Coolest Hotel Ever?
There’s a floating hotel on the River Seine in Paris. Believe it or not, it actually seems pretty affordable.
Speaking of Places You Don't Usually See Water...
Josilyn Williams: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
A Better Use of Snapchat by Draymond Green
It’s been a couple of days since, umm, you know, but Draymond found a better way to use Snapchat this afternoon: He gave detailed reviews of all his teammates’ hair.
Odds & Ends
Matt Ryan got picked off by his offensive coordinator today ... There’s a restaurant in Italy selling sushi that’s supposed to look like NBA players ... The Vikings’ German rookie walks three miles to practice everyday ... You can get news updates on the Olympics from The New York Times by text message ... Some guy ran exceedingly earnest Twitter account for Landshark beer, until the real Landshark folks put an end to it.
Chickens Need Breakfast, Too
Ancient Chinese Instrument Meets Super Mario
I've Been Digging This Song Lately
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