Wednesday August 31st, 2016

We know the feeling. Your fantasy football draft is right around the corner and your name is still “Team Lastname.” You’re holding out, hoping that perhaps one of the players you draft will inspire an elite name. And then you end up taking Cairo Santos in the last round and calling your squad something lame like “Super Cairo.”

That’s why Extra Mustard came up with a list of palatable fantasy names. Feel free to use them as much as you’d like, and just remember, it’s not our fault when your team finishes 3–11.

The MMQB Fantasy Football Cheat Sheets

Darrius Haram-Bey
​I Got Schaubs in Atlanta​
Honey Funchess of Oats​
21 Tom Savage
Gurley Fries​
The Nick Folk Festival​
Rock Me Abbrederis​
Put some Forsett on my name​
Vodka and Mariota
​Joey BOSA Deez Nuts
​Robert Woods Regional High School
T.E. Maxx
Jamaal the Way Up
Chicks Diggs The Long Haul
Major Keshawn​
Slackin’ Goff
I made that pick Jaaaemis
Oh Derrick Henry!
Return of the Dak
​Dak to the future
Born on the Aguayou
Ugly Plaid Fiedorowicz
The Blair Walsh Project
Stafford Loans
Fuller House
Nick Novak Bathroom Supply Co.
Moncrief Counseling​
Rawls Royce​
Zero degrees Kelvin
Martavis Rent-a-Car​
Cincinnati Harambes
A$AP Ertz
R.I.C.O. Gathers
Jimmy Guwoppolo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
Pop Jacquizz
Abdullah Oblongata
Keyboard Catanzaro
Scobee Snacks
You, Me, and Bud Dupree
The Grateful Dez
The Walking Dez
Geno 911!
Fat Eddie Lacy
King of the Shaun Hill
Jump in the Zuerlein
DeMarco Rubio
Lord Pretty Flacco Jodye
Pettis Zoo
Ben Roethlisburger Like The Sandwich

– Dan Gartland contributed to this report.

UPDATE: Here are a few more that our readers sent us on social media.

Robert Clowney Jr. 

A Farewell to Armstrength

For Whom the Le’Veon Bell Tolls

Insane Clowney Posse

My Team’s Name is Also Bortles

​Suh Legit 2 Quit

Dak Sabbath

Here Comes Dak Boi

50 Shades of Green Bay

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