The Playoffs Haven’t Even Started
Standing room tickets to see the Cubs in the World Series at Wrigley start at $2,000, despite the team still needing seven wins just to get there. In related news, this Cubs fan got a 2016 World Champions tattoo. Everyone’s going to be so sad when the Cubs lose again.
How Do You Get a Dodge Neon Going This Fast?
Some 18-year-old doofus in Maine was busted for driving 146 mph in a Dodge Neon, more than double the speed limit.
Boxing’s Pete Rose
An Irish boxer bet against himself at the Olympics but still won the match.
Gabrielle Kagay: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
This Whole Thing is a Disaster
Work on the new $71 million minor league baseball stadium in Hartford has been stopped for four months. The team spent the entire season on the road. Publicly funded stadiums are the worst.
Make America Blade Again 😎— Wesley Snipes (@wesleysnipes) September 28, 2016
It Could be Worse
Wait For It...
Odds & Ends
The most messed-up story of the day is Jose Fernandez’s high school jersey getting stolen during a candlelight vigil. ... A heckler won $100 by sinking a putt Rory McIlroy couldn’t. ... This college basketball coach pranked his rival for a good cause. ... Even your crappy phone can take an awesome photo. ... Kevin Garnett could be joining the Cavs as an assistant coach ... Start 'em, sit 'em advice for Week 4 of the fantasy football season..
Science is Cool
I'd Have Broken Every Bone in My Body