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Jose Canseco's (crazy, hilarious, impossible) New Year's resolutions

Aspiring manager, politician and anti-aging drink maker Jose Canseco. (AP) Aspiring manager, politician and anti-aging drink maker Jose Canseco. (AP)

Remember Jose Canseco? Former American League MVP. Admitted steroid user. Notable author. And now, a man with a dream, or to be more precise, many dreams, to make 2013 a better world.

Canseco tweeted out his 10 (actually 11, but hey, who's counting?) New Year's resolutions and they were exactly as amazing as you might expect. Among the gems: "Fight Shaq in MMA cage match"; "develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco [sic] a real anti aging drink"; and "get elected to important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there [sic] problems."

For the full list of awesomeness, along with commentary, check out BuzzFeed's breakdown.

-- By SI staff

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