George tried hard to hide his drinking problem. -- Jim, Appleton, Wi.

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky... -- Jason, Cleveland, Oh.

She must be having a bad head day. -- Kyle, Thibodaux, La.

A beer between that Britney? -- Kenneth, Rochester, Ny.

What? I'm a tennis player. Nobody knows who I am anyway! -- Erik, Saddle River, Nj.

This telescope must be broken. I can't see anything through it! -- Shawn, Tallahassee, Fl.

The Patriots are at it again... -- Brian, Oak Hill, Va.

Hey, look -- pretty colors! -- Parker, Lake Forest, Il.

Do you think this white skirt makes me look a bit odd? -- Jack, Las Vegas, Nv.

Love -- 40 ounce. -- Greg, Greenfield, In.

The beer helps the racket feel better later. -- Rob, Spring Hill, Tn.

Alcohol will help me forget what I just did in front of all these people. -- Scott, Rosemount, Mn.

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