This chocolate must be pretty old. -- Bill, Ridgefield, Ct.

How do you get this foil off? -- Guy, Toledo, Oh.

And you wonder how I chipped my front tooth. -- Jeff, Harrisburg, Pa.

The doc said more iron in your diet, not gold. -- Bill, Dudley, Nc.

Winner, winner, gold for dinner. -- Steve, Sparks, Nv.

There is a much easier way to get a gold grill. -- Ken, Homestead, Fl.

The IOC can never take away my gold medal if I eat it. -- Bradley, Huntsville, Al.

I hope gold isn't a banned substance. -- Sal, New Hyde Park, Ny.

Candy coins are not as soft as they used to be! -- Chris, River Vale, Nj.

And they say HGH doesn't cause behavioral changes. -- Jim, Erving, Ma.

This is one way of telling the IOC to bite me. -- Kurt, Appleton, Wi.

After confirming the gold medal wasn't chocolate gelt, the proud winner had it bronzed for posterity. -- Maria, Port Chester, Ny.

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