Handing out hardware
Heisman fatigue, anyone?
Especially when there's so much
Where, after all, is the love for the Best Gunner on punt team, the Trustiest Defuser of on-side kicks on the "hands team"; the most selfless, uncomplaining human cannon fodder helping make up the kickoff-return "wedge"? Are they not men? Do they not sleep, eat, breathe and crave an all-expenses-paid trip to Orlando, like other men?
Until these and other awards find proper names and corporate backing, we'll make do with the precious few awards available to us:
• LSU defensive tackle
• Kansas cornerback/wide out