I think the NFL should stick with female cheerleaders. -- DolFan

I just hate it when I have to work in San Francisco! -- John, Phoenix, Az.

I pray that he doesn't fumble! -- Kyle, Thibodaux, La.

Its 1st and 10, and can I get a new football, please? -- Steve, Menifee, Ca.

The NFL's uniform police are going to be all over this. -- Brian, Milwaukee, Wi.

Have you seen my pigskin? -- Kent, Al.

Talk about a wardrobe malfunction! -- Calvin, Lock Haven, Pa.

Looks like an illegal procedure to me! -- Kurt, Appleton, Wi.

This ref is definitely WAY OFFSIDES! -- Bradley, Huntsville, Al.

Now that is truly a personal foul. -- Sam, Colorado Springs, Co.

COACH! Are you going to challenge that call? -- Gary, Oakland, Me.

Tim Donaghy has really hit rock bottom after the whole gambling scandal. -- Paul, St. Matthews, Ky.

It's a shame. Joe Torre just hasn't been the same since he left the Yankees. -- Barbara, New York, Ny.

The last time I saw a sack that empty was when Scott Boras went trick-or-treating at George Steinbrenner's house. -- Dan, Wichita, Ks.

We here in the state of New York take our naked robot dancing very seriously, sir. -- Tim, Richmond, Tx.

I bet on the Dolphins and lost everything I had. -- Chuck, Memphis, Tn.

Excuse me, kind sir, my football compass seems to have gone flat. Do I go this way? -- Don, Circleville, Oh.

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