Now that Halloween is over, Brian Cashman can now try to get rid of the ghost of A-Rod. -- Frank, Andover, Nj.

Yankee brass walking away from A-Rod, just like he walked away from them. -- Mark, Castle Rock, Co.

Not even the homeless guy will wear A-Rod's jersey. -- Mike, Ellicott City, Md.

That guy tried to tell me that shirt was a "World Series" special. Who's he trying to fool? -- Gary, Oakland, Me.

Walk away...walk away...don't let them see you cry... -- Barbara, New York, Ny.

Hey buddy, good luck selling that thing in New York. -- Chris, Bethesda, Md.

There are pinstripes, and then there are pinheads. -- Bob, Nome, Ak.

Everywhere I go, that #13 seems to be following me! -- Mark, Savannah, Ga.

If you just lost Torre and A-Rod, you'd be as pale in the face as this guy, too. -- John, Bogart, Ga.

Here, keep the jersey, I already wiped my backside with it. -- Pete, Brick, Nj.

Like I said, just send it to Goodwill. -- John, Sonora, Ca.

After trying to negotiate cab fare with A-Rod's jersey, Brian Cashman is forced to walk to work. -- Ken, St. Paul, Mn.

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