Dr Z
Wednesday November 21st, 2007

Super Bowl XLII -- Patriots Offense vs. Patriots Defense. Would you pay to see it? Nah, I guess I wouldn't, either, but I wouldn't pay to see any of them because in order to cover the price, I'd have to send my kids back to work in the cannery. So what's the over-under on how much the scalpers will be getting for tickets to the last rites of whomever meets New England? OK, enough levity ("Is that what that's called?" Red Flame says), let's get 'em ranked and move on to the Thanksgiving turk.

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