Benjamin Franklin did not play Golf. Maybe we should not be flying kites. -- Bob, Pikeville, N.C.

Two pints of Guinness please! -- Mike, Roseville, Mich.

Hail, Tiger. We who are about to die salute you. -- Mike, Yorktown, N.Y.

The odd couple playing golf. -- JB, West Orange, N.J.

Please God let Tiger be sick this week! -- Tom, Eden Prairie, Minn.

Synchronized golf just doesn't have the same ring to it. -- Dan, Kansas City, Mo.

Who wants the Colts to win the Super Bowl? These two guys! -- Nick, Syracuse, N.Y.

Yes, if a UFO did come down and took Tiger Woods I would have a chance to win. -- Dan, Colorado Springs, Colo.

Taxies are not allowed on cart paths. -- Robert, Pikeville, N.C.

This one's for you Chubbs! -- Ed, Philadelphia, Pa.

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