How did the Patriots work this thing? -- Brian, Cincinnati

I think I won the free 20 ouncer. -- Ray, Santa Fe Springs, Calif.

Yes, I will become a pirate when I'm done with tennis. Ahhrr! -- Kenny, Montgomery, Ala.

"From left to right now tell me what you see?" "I... L... O... S... T..." -- Jason, Boston

This calydascope isn't working quite right. -- Thomas, Flint, Mich.

My bionic eye failing has alot to do with dwindling tennis skills. -- Mike, Killeen, Texas

Serena is doing fine in the fashion industry, but these new color contacts won't fly. -- Brian, Milwaukee, Wisc.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. -- Scott, Kalamzoo, Mich.

I'm so good, i'll beat you with one eye open while holding this nifty bottle cap in the other. -- Kevin, Toms River, N.J.

If they can do this on 'Bionic Woman', imagine what it will do for my game! -- Bill, San Carlos, Calif.

They said you can see the ocean?!? -- Domenic, Stow, Ohio

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