Brian Giles is a baseball purist and hates seeing advertising in Wrigley. Judo Kick! -- Ameed, Chicago

Oh, shoot! That looks like poison ivy to me. -- Steve, Myrtle Beach, S.C.

Really? Spider Man's real identity is Brian Giles. -- Mark, Byron Center, Mich.

Is this what people mean when they say their playing balls to the wall? -- Paul, Piedmont, S.C.

What's the over under on Giles jumping over the under? -- Chris, Powder Springs, Ga.

Talk about A-Giles-ity. -- Tim Bakersfield, Calif.

Did you hear about the accident at Wrigley Field where a groundskeeper mistakedly sprayed Round Up on the ivy instead of liquid fertilizer? -- Bobby, Bridgeport, Mich.

It's really important that these gates be locked, because the players will do anything to get in. -- Bob, Nome, Ark.

Apparently Giles can't stand those stupid Under Armor add either. -- Greg, Peoria, Ariz.

Giles' soccer instints take over as he attempts to bicycle kick the ball back to the infield. -- Steve, Sheboygan, Wisc.

After hearing a clip of 1999 between innings, Brian Giles forgets about baseball and attacks the symbol for the artist formerly known as Prince. -- Chris, Pitman, N.J.

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