Here we sit in the great gray middle of February, the dead zone on the annual professional sports calendar. The Super Bowl is in the rear view mirror, the NHL has taken a break for the Olympics, and all the big gyms are dark during the interminable NBA All-Star break.
Help is on the way, my friends. Pitchers and catchers report this week. There will be baseball.
Boston is my hometown and we anticipate pitchers and catchers the way teens look forward to getting their first car.
Start with "Truck Day.''
Last Friday outside Fenway Park fans gathered and television crews assembled to watch the loading and launching of a giant green van filled with baseballs, bats, mitts, helmets, golf clubs, baby carriages, sanitary socks and everything else the Red Sox will need to get through spring training. Sox pitchers and catchers report to the ball club's minor league complex in Fort Myers, Fla., on Thursday and the first workout is scheduled for Saturday, but "Truck Day" is Boston's official Groundhog Day.
Six more weeks of winter. It will stop snowing. It will get warm. The ground will soften. There will be baseball.
It's fashionable to mock metaphor-overloaded stories of baseball's annual rites. Boston's fascination with Truck Day has been ridiculed as a "Pink Hat Holiday" and indeed sometimes the themes are a little sappy and stretched. I'm not sure it was necessary for Wally the Green Monster to make an appearance to wave goodbye to the equipment truck and the notion that "Truck Day" has its own sponsor was a little off-putting.
But we need baseball. We need the sight of Red Sox pitchers and catchers bursting out of the clubhouse and doing one ceremonial, grueling, lap around the minor league complex at the end of godforsaken Edison Road.
We need those videos of pitchers fielding practice ("PFP"). It's just not springtime in New England unless we see ancient
Spring training may not be a big deal if you live in San Diego and follow the Padres, or if you live in Phoenix and follow the Diamondbacks, but those of us living in Frostbite Falls and Snowmageddon need to hear the sound of the crack of the bat around the cage. Folks in St. Louis, Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit and New York are hungry for baseball..
Thirty teams open camp this week, 15 in Florida and 15 in Arizona.
Fans in Philadelphia are wondering if the Phillies can be the first National League team to win three straight pennants since the 1942-44 wartime St. Louis Cardinals, and fans in the Twin Cities are anxious to get a look at newcomers
In Boston we're wondering how much weight
It won't be like the old days of Sox spring training, that's for sure. Before flatline GM
You can't make this stuff up and you don't have to. Pitchers and catchers report this week. There will be baseball.