Know your Major League Soccer -- Five things we learned from Week 18:
Indeed, no MLS club will address a more dire problem, relative to the rest of the side, than New York did late last week in signing German goalkeeper Frank Rost to a DP deal.
Rost, big and brawny and armed with a no-nonsense scowl, needed just a "howdy" session and one hurried training session before taking over against Chivas USA on Saturday.
Rost may be 38, but he was Hamburg's No. 1 last year in the demanding Bundesliga. He looked up for the MLS job on Saturday, posting a shutout in the scoreless draw at the Home Depot Center. (There were six MLS matches Saturday, three of which ended without a goal. See
If we're honest, there wasn't a lot for Rost to deal with against a Chivas USA team that's still light in offensive ability. But, if we're still being honest, previous Red Bull goalkeepers Bouna Coundoul and Greg Sutton never really needed "a lot to deal with" to turn something routine in high comedy.
Rost was beaten in the 38th minute by a Jorge Flores blast off the crossbar, but his night was a Southern California breeze otherwise.
Rost's ability to communicate and organize will be as important as his shot stopping (and, of course, his ability to avoid calamity). A goalkeeper's ability to assist his back line through communication and by providing constant, useful information is probably underrated as an asset.
"He's a veteran goalkeeper, he talks a lot, and he communicates well, so it was pretty easy for us," center back Tim Ream said of the change behind him.
There was a telling and humorous instance in the 41st moment Saturday. Red Bulls right back Jan Gunnar Solli clattered a ball awkwardly and dangerously out of the back, across the field, where it was easy pickings and nearly turned into a Chivas USA chance. Rost quickly admonished Solli, telling him to play that ball back to him next time, that he could clear the danger from there just fine.
Rost probably didn't understand that his fullbacks and center backs will need to be retrained on these situations. Because it was definitely not a swell idea to ship a ball like that back to Coundoul or Sutton, as Red Bulls players who have been around for a while know all too well.
These matches are more than just money making bids; the U.S. remains full of soccer snobs who won't cross the street to watch an MLS contest, but do live and die with their beloved team from (fill in the country). Valuable credibility points are always at stake these matches, and possibly a few paying fans, too.
So you play the starters, right? Who wants to get clobbered inside their own city limits? As an NFL coach famously, incredulously said, "You play to win the game!"
Only, what if you have a more important game just ahead?
Take Los Angeles on Saturday against mighty Real Madrid. Bruce Arena put his top side on the field, even running with David Beckham for 62 minutes against his former team -- and the Galaxy still got smoked, 4-1. Even if Cristiano Ronaldo won't be around to fake and flummox and hit another stunner like Saturday, it's not going to be much easier next week against Manchester City -- definitely not your father's Manchester City.
The trouble is that L.A. must fly to little ol' Columbus for a league match in between, one that must appear quaint by comparison. Still, it won't appear so inconsequential to anyone who notices Seattle running up the Galaxy's back side in the Western Conference standings, or notices Dallas and Real Salt Lake poised to strike with games in hand.
Seattle has a Wednesday date with Manchester United, one that's sandwiched inconveniently between Saturday's win over Colorado and a trip into steamy Houston this weekend.
Vancouver had a novel, uh, "solution." Citing rain and an unplayable field -- unplayable because it was a temporary pitch assembled for Monday's friendly against Manchester City -- the club postponed its MLS match Saturday against Real Salt Lake. Check back later for repercussions over that one.
Other teams also are dealing with the friendly conundrum. Fans remember when you stink it up against high-profile opposition. Of course, they also remember when you don't make the playoffs.
More and more, it's looking like this just isn't the Colorado Rapids' year.
They still need to find a trusty left back. There was the unpleasant Brian Mullan distraction (a 10-game suspension for breaking a players' leg). Striker Omar Cummings has come back to the planet after his 2010 breakout season, with injuries providing some of the explanation. In fact, every Rapids front line striker has dealt with injuries this year.
The defense just isn't what it was last year, when playoff positioning was built by allowing just 32 goals in 30 games. This year, Gary Smith's troupe has already allowed 27 in just 21 games. To make matters worse, Conor Casey, who had been scoring lately in his stop-and-start campaign, limped away from CenturyLink Field on Saturday with an Achilles injury.
The Rapids haven't issued a prognosis, but Achilles injuries are rarely short-term. If they can't get him back in a month, when CONCACAF Champions League group play begins, things could get very dicey for a team that had quite little to deal with or overcome during last year's title campaign.
With fingers crossed, fans in the Sound are hoping Montero has launched another of his momentous runs -- the kind that can alter a season. He has three goals in the Sounders' last two MLS matches, both quality wins. Last week's victory was in Portland, where Montero's free kick was picture perfect. Saturday, Sigi Schmid's team beat the champs, which is still worthwhile, even if the champs just are a little un-champ like these days.
Montero also struck in a midweek U.S. Open Cup win over Los Angeles, pushing his Sounders into the semifinal. So, all in all, this is what a Designated Player is supposed to be.
But can he sustain it? If he can, Seattle is a legitimate MLS Cup contender. The midfield is terrific now. Kasey Keller remains rock solid in goal. The back line still has some issues, but the capable screening of Osvaldo Alonso helps a ton.
Montero really is the difference between "title contender" and Seattle as just another ordinary Joe in a playoff field that's grown too large.
Consider that Seattle was limping along last year, 4-8-3 on July 5 at the season's midpoint. Montero had five goals.
But he doubled that total over the next few weeks and added several assists, as Seattle shed the Freddie Ljungberg anchor and gained top speed. At one stretch, Montero had scored or assisted on 14 of his side's 17 goals. He was especially strong during a nine-game unbeaten run (6-0-3).
But he hit No. 10 on Aug. 28 -- and that was that for Montero. He didn't score again in MLS. His side crashed out meekly in Champions League action and then fell without enough fight in the first playoff round.
Goalkeeper: Troy Perkins (Portland)
Defenders: Sheanon Williams (Philadelphia), Bobby Burling (San Jose), Carlos Valdes (Philadelphia), George John (Dallas), Perry Kitchen (D.C. United).
Midfielders: Mauro Rosales (Seattle), Osvaldo Alonso (Seattle), Brian Carroll (Philadelphia), Brad Davis (Houston).
Forward: Fredy Montero (Seattle).
It's high season for high-profile friendlies here. Manchester United and Real Madrid met MLS sides last week and the whackings ensued. Here are the top 10 friendlies still on the docket that involve MLS teams or take place in MLS cities: