Hot Clicks: A-Rod, Romo news, trade Alba, LeBron goes off
By Jimmy Traina
Fan Fights Back
Jessica Alba.:: Serge Thomann/WireImage.com
Fed up with Kobe Bryant's recent antics, this fan wants to be traded to the Miami Heat for Jimmy Buffet. He also offers up four other potential fan trades, including one for the Warriors No. 1 cheerleader, Jessica Alba.
Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson, who spent nearly $700 on junk food while in jail, wants to invite you to his Getting Out of Jail Party. (Thanks to Ryan Spoon of San Jose, Calif. for the link)
Earlier in the week, we told you that Jessica Simpson's camp wanted to set her up with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, even though he was dating Carrie Underwood. It looks like the Simpson camp got their way.
This Probably Won't Sell Tickets
The Police reunion tour has been unbelievably lame. That's not according to a fan or critic, but A MEMBER OF THE POLICE!
Speaking Of Tickets ...
If you're a Philadelphia Eagles fan with hopes of scoring season tickets in your lifetime, you better stay healthy. The wait is 4,000 YEARS.
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Michael Jordan's Top 10 Assists
After LeBron James' night, it seems fitting we remember Michael Jordan.
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