You have to feel bad for the 300 car owners at the University of Wisconsin who returned from class to find their tires deflated and a note with the message, "Happy Fossil Fuel Day! Drive Less" stuck to their windshields.
Eli Manning will be honored at Ole Miss next week. :: Bill Frakes/SI
Five years after his exit from Oxford, Ole Miss will honor Eli Manning on April 12. But the Super Bowl MVP will have to share the honors with Patrick Willis, the reigning NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year. So if you happen to be Oxford on April 12, stop by and celebrate Eli Manning-Patrick Willis Day.
Disturbing Trend of the Week
Since we don't want to get fired, we're simply going to provide two links (here and here) and let you make your own jokes.
Pam Anderson Item of the Week
When we first heard Pamela Anderson refused to act alongside a dog, we thought she was a little full of herself. Then we remembered this poster and Pam's strong support of PETA and all was right with the world again.
Pop Culture Nugget
Charles Barkley and Stuart Scott were hanging out at a bar in Raleigh ... with Mr. Belding.
Today in Hot Clicks
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