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Arizona Tortures Its Football Team

Nothing annoys a neighbor more than blasting Phil Collins. :: Rick Scuteri/US Presswire (Arizona girls), AP
Arizona coach Mike Stoops came up with an interesting way to simulate the noise at Arizona State's Sun Devil Stadium -- turn on Phil Collins and turn up the volume. Yup, of all the music ever produced, Stoops chose Phil Collins. This, of course, infuriated those Tucson residents living near the Wildcats' practice facility, who filed numerous noise complaints. At least it wasn't Souljah Boy.
Poor Paterno
The Pennsylvania State Employees' Retirement System released details of Joe Paterno's salary, and frankly, we're not impressed. Granted he makes a nice chunk of change through personal and media appearances that wasn't included in this figure, but compared to the salary of some other top coaches, he's not exactly Bill Gates.
Employment Line
Looking for a job? This position at Michigan doesn't sound too bad.
Hottest Female College Sportscasters
We've seen a bunch of these hottest sportscaster lists lately, but we love this one from College News because it gives props to the lovely Shana Hiatt, who finished No. 2. The winner, of course, is Erin Andrews, which should make her good friend (and SI.com Hot Clicks guru) Jimmy Traina quite pleased.
Roll Tide Roll(ing in money)
Here's a story you don't see very often -- the NCAA will have to pay an Alabama booster $5 million.
The Case of the Stolen Helmets
We told you last week about how somebody actually stole the helmets of six Hawaii football players during the team's post-game celebration. We're happy to report they've been returned.
Pop Culture Moment

Kelly Kapowski has grown up nicely since her days at Bayside High. :: Kevin Winter/Getty Images
Kelly Kapowski (a.k.a. -- Tiffani Thiessen) is set to star in a movie called Weapon with Rich Franklin of the UFC. Let's hope it's better than Son in Law.
Today in Hot Clicks
Tom Brady's Competition ... Sign the NFL Network petition ... What will get Isiah fired? ... Nude NHL portraits.
Odds and Ends
Here are the nation's 25 hottest professors ... Army's football squad certainly likes its cheesesteaks ... Bobby Bowden and Randy Shannon are teaming up to battle AIDS ... The ACLU isn't very pleased with Tommy Bowden.
Videos of the Day
The Return of William Hung

William Hung performed at the Washington-Cal game -- hilarity ensued.

BCS Meets Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Even animated TV characters hate the BCS.

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