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When I last left you on Friday morning, the big story in the blogosphere was the fight that took place in the U.S. Open stands on Thursday night. Since Friday's A.M. Hot Clicks were posted, another video came out that showed the 40-something woman hitting the 20-something guy first. But here's the best part of the story: The reason the guy was so vocal and chirpy was because he had big money on the Novak Djokovic-Philipp Petzschner match. Also, from the U.S. Open front, top-seeded Caroline Wozniacki is rolling right now, and she's quickly becoming a big fan favorite. If you're one of those people on her bandwagon, you can follow her on Twitter. Lastly, whether you follow tennis or not, this recap of the best quotes from the first week of the Open is must reading.
The Return Of College Football Means...
The return of the very creative signs from College GameDay. And wild finishes featuring Hail Marys.
Dumb Dan
Former Bears defensive lineman Dan Hampton, is in some hot water after saying on a weekly football show that the Vikings needed to go into their game against New Orleans Thursday and "hit that town like Katrina." He later apologized.
Cue Up Sisqo
Giants first baseman Aubrey Huff recently turned to the undergarment above to help him break out of a slump. If this story puts you in the mood for Thong Song, here you go.
The Shark Has Been Jumped
Hot Clicks Nation knows that we've had tons of fun with the Icelandic soccer team that goes all out on its goal celebrations. However, their latest concoction might be a sign that they've used up all the good ideas. Actually, the idea isn't bad -- Lady Gaga's Bad Romance -- but the execution was off.
Bad News
The NFL Network has hired Joe Theismann to work its Thursday night game along with Bob Papa and Matt Millen.
Pool Time
If you'd like to be in the Hot Clicks NFL Pick 'Em Pool, go to this site, find "Hot Clicks" and sign up. I'm not sure what the first-place prize will be yet, but hopefully I'll have an announcement on that soon.
Sports Video Of The Day
Presbyterian lost to Wake Forest Saturday, 53-13, but they're winners for pulling off this play. (Thanks to Christopher Colvin, of Mobile, Ala., andAriel, of Washington, D.C., for the video.)

Heads Up Video Of The Day
Despite the loud warnings, this fan still suffered an embarrassing fate. (Thanks to Nathan Perry, of Grain Valley, Mo., for the video.)

Politician Video Of The Day
I'll say this appearance costs her some votes. (Thanks to Eric Glauser, of Salt Lake City, for the video.)

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