1 David Beckham

A velvet-roped red carpet leading into the Home Depot Center before his "debut," a Hollywood A-List welcome party the next night and more paparazzi than a meeting between TomKat and Brangelina. What will Hollywood do when Becks actually starts a game?

2 Barry Bonds

So Bud Selig says he plans to watch Bonds tie and break Hank Aaron's home run record in person. Here's hoping he doesn't get tired of Boudin sourdough and Ghiradelli chocolate because at the pace Bonds is going we may see his mistress bare all in Playboy before he finally overtakes Hammerin' Hank.

3 Matt Leinart

Arizona's heartthrob signal caller is apparently a little too Hollywood for his baby's mama. Brynn Cameron, a USC women's basketball player who dated Leinart while he was in school, recently said, Leinart "comes and goes whenever he wants ... he likes that Hollywood stuff and I don't like that."

4 Mark Philippoussis
His reality show Age of Love is a train wreck, but like most train wrecks it's hard not to watch. Philippoussis and his "Cougars and Kitten" gathered in Las Vegas this week for a viewing party that featured Z-listers who showed up to join them. Robin Leach? Carlos Diaz? What, Carrot Top was busy?

5 Drew Carey

Come on down, Drew! Our favorite soccer photographer and the most famous Cleveland sports homer is now the newest host of "The Price is Right." We can only hope he continues to use Bob Barker's antenna thin microphone.

6 Paris Hilton

She hit up a Chelsea party in Hollywood hoping to run into Becks (sorry, he plays for the Galaxy). But we can't be too hard on her. She donated two dresses and $17,000 to her friend, paralyzed surfer Jesse Billauer, for the auction his foundation, Life Rolls On, threw last week.

7 Brad Penny

Not only is Penny sporting an impressive 12-1 record he's also nabbed one of the hottest Hollywood starlets, Eliza Dushku. The couple heated up the summer luau at the Playboy Mansion last week. Move over Alyssa Milano, it looks like the Dodgers' clubhouse has a new brunette beauty to cheer them on.

8 Tom Brady

Gisele Bundchen's boy toy is still running around New York sporting a Yankees cap. We'll buy it as a disguise while he jogs in Central Park but we're not sure Red Sox Nation will agree.

9 David Stern

You know that crazy friend who always tells you that games are fixed and that the mob still runs everything? Well, he finally got his "proof" with the Tim Donaghy scandal and Stern got his worst possible news as the commissioner. Suddenly the term "controversial call" has a whole new meaning to it

10 Lindsay Lohan

Aside from Stern and, of course Michael Vick, no one has had worse week than Lohan who was charged with suspicion of DUI, driving with a suspended license, possession of a controlled substance and bringing contraband into a custody facility.

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