1 Kobe Bryant

The Lakers disgruntled superstar enters the very Hollywood world of reality home video as he's caught trashing Mitch Kupchak and Andrew Bynum to a couple of fans near his home in Newport Beach. Wait, stop the presses. Kobe hates playing for the Lakers and wants to be traded.

2 O.J. Simpson

In his book, If I Did It, Simpson admits that he debated killing himself with a magnum during the infamous Bronco chase. You know the reaction you'd get from most "innocent" people running away from the police.

3 Mark Philippoussis

The tennis star appears in the NBC show Age of Love, where he must decide between dating "cougars" or "kittens." Considering "Poo's" reputation with the ladies -- he's been linked with Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Anna Kournilova, to name a few -- his initial response to the query must've been "both."

4 TomKat

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (with Posh Spice and the kids) watched David Beckham play his last game in Real Madrid from the stands. Cruise did his best to take away from the game by making out with Holmes after every Real Madrid goal. You can almost hear the announcers screaming, "Nooooo!"

5 Tiger Woods

Tiger may have suffered a heart-breaking loss at the U.S. Open, but it was all forgotten as he and his wife, Elin Nordegren welcomed their first child, a baby girl named Sam Alexis. Move aside Michelle Wie, if she's anything like her old man, she'll be ruling the women's circuit in no time.

6 Richard Jefferson

The Nets star reportedly got engaged to his girlfriend and former Nets dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols. No word yet if the couple will be dancing out of the swamps and to a new city this off-season.

7 Kristy Swanson

The actress was arrested for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her current boyfriend and former world champion figure skater, Lloyd Eisler, who she met on reality show Skating with Celebrities. Apparently the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer was practicing for her new role as Buff the Home Slayer.

8 Gisele Bundchen

The supermodel may be dating Tom Brady, but she was across the Atlantic this week posing with soccer star Thierry Henry after Arsenal and Ebel, a Swiss watch company, announced a partnership.

9 Pacman Jones

Unwilling to give up the excitement of strip club fights that result in gunfire, Jones was at it again. Four months "after making it rain" in Vegas and getting a one-year ban from the NFL, Jones was questioned after his entourage was involved in a similar incident at an Atlanta strip joint.

10 Vince McMahon

Investors and shareholders of the WWE need not worry. Despite what the company might tell you, Vince McMahon is not dead. His on-screen character "Mr. McMahon"? Well, he went up in flames and is presumed dead after his limo exploded on Raw. Wait, stop the presses again. Pro wrestling is not real.

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