1 Donald Trump

After the Mavericks got bounced in the first round of the NBA Playoffs, "The Donald" called Mark Cuban "a loser." Cuban retaliated by saying the billionaire couldn't afford his own team. Does anyone else smell a WrestleMania cage match?

2 Michael Jordan

His Airness was all over the grand opening of The Cove Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas last weekend -- drinking with Spike Lee, smoking cigars with Steven Tyler and dancing with Ashanti. Thankfully he didn't have much time to watch the Bulls sleepwalk through their series with the Pistons.

3 Kim Kardashian

The sultry daughter of former O.J. Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian is not dating Reggie Bush as some sites are reporting (it's amazing what month old photos will start during a slow news week), but any excuse to get her into the rankings is fine with us.

4 Tony Romo

The Cowboys quarterback says he and Carrie Underwood are "just good friends." You know, the kind of "good friend" you make out with at parties after a couple of drinks

5 Steve Nash

The blood on Nash's busted up nose wasn't even dry before Phoenix cashed in on the gruesome injury he suffered during Game 1 of the Western Conference Semifinals. Nose stickers and T-shirts featuring Nash's bandage were sold before Game 2. Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy, even got into the action, plastering a sticker over her beak.

6 Willa Ford

Mike Modano's fiancé doesn't have any problem telling it like it is. The singer stood up for her man last week when she bashed the Dallas Stars for their treatment of her future hubby, throwing out words like "cheesy" and "classless" and she wasn't even talking about her starring role in the upcoming Anna Nicole Smith biopic.

7 Amanda Beard

Our friends over at Playboy tell us that their July cover girl will make her FHM shoot a couple years ago look as tame as the images of her clutching a teddy bear at the Olympics over a decade ago. This should be good.

8 Aimee Teegarden

Despite struggling with poor ratings, NBC is bringing back Friday Night Lights for one more season. We can only hope that means more scenes for the show's budding star.

9 Paris Hilton

So what if Paris isn't allowed to drive? The hotel heiress will still be participating in Bullrun 2007, a week-long, cross-country road race from Montreal to Key West that kicked off last weekend. The jail bound socialite will apparently be chauffeured to and from destinations along the route.

10 O.J. Simpson

While joining his C-list brethren at the Kentucky Derby last week, "The Juice" and his party were kicked out of a local steakhouse to the delight of applauding customers. Meanwhile the rest of America yawned, shrugged their shoulders and went back to their meals.

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