Danica's Disturbing Ad
Danica Patrick :: Marlena Bielinska/SI

A reader tipped me off to this, um, interesting picture of Danica Patrick signing something for a fan. However, after doing some research, I found out it's from a 2009 ad, and I was ready to pass on using the item. But then I realized that 1) many of you may not have seen it and, 2) why pass up a chance to link to Patrick's SI Swimsuit photo gallery.
Reading Material
The Sports Pickle has used some impressive Photoshop skills to show us what classic children's books would look like if they were about sports.
Perfect Pictures
Remember the Phillies fan who ran on the field in a red bodysuit and got tripped by Braves outfielder, Matt Diaz? Well, the pictures of him getting released from jail are hysterical.
Latest Bizarre Baseball Injury
Jim Edmonds :: AP
Reds outfielder Jim Edmonds thinks he may have torn his right Achilles' tendon while rounding the bases after hitting a home run last night.
Where Was My Invite?
Self Magazine held their annual "Women Doing Good Awards" last night, but it was really like a "Favorite Women of Hot Clicks Nation" convention. Minka Kelly, Sofia Vergara and Maria Menounos were all in attendance.
Giveaway Of The Day
Eastbound & Down :: HBO
I have three copies of the first sesaon of HBO's Eastbound & Down to giveaway. (Season 2 premiers this Sunday at 10:30 p.m. ET.) The first three people to e-mail me ( Jimmy_Traina@simail.com) the answer to this question, get the DVDs. Who did I say last week just might be "the most underrated man in sports when it comes to entertainment value"?

UPDATE, 12:32 p.m.: Contest is over. DVDs are gone.

Sports Video Of The Day
Yes, I know it's probably fake, but this commercial from the Rugby Channel featuring a couple of All Blacks players is still amusing. (Thanks to Selwyn Wu, of Sydney, Australia, for the link.)

Jimmy Kimmel Video Of The Day
Several cast members from the best sitcom on TV, Modern Family, appeared on Kimmel's show last night. The standout clearly was Julie Bowen.

Water Balloon Fight Video Of The Day
The University of Kentucky Christian Student Fellowship broke the Guiness World Record for the largest water balloon fight last month. It looked like fun. (Thanks to Thad Highbaugh, of Lexington, Kent., for the link.)

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