Pouring Gas On The Fire
Clinton Portis : AP


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As the above photo demonstrates, Clinton Portis has never been accused of being shy. So it should come as no surprise that he had a take on the Ines Sainz controversy. This is what Portis said during an appearance on the Mike Wise Show: "Somebody got to spark her interest, or she's gonna want somebody. I don't know what kind of woman won't, if you get to go and look at 53 men's packages."
TV Theme Songs Of The '80s
I don't think I've ever disagreed with anything as much as this list of the Top 10 TV theme songs of the 1980s. For starters, where is The Greatest American Hero, the greatest TV theme song of all time? What about Growing Pains and The Facts of Life? I'd even throw Charles in Charge ahead of Cagney and Lacey or Ulysees 31 (whatever that is).
Bad Calls In Sports
I doubt this will make Lions fans feel much better, but there have been worse calls than the one on Sunday against Calvin Johnson. Here are nine of them.
Lovely Ladies Of The Day
' Camila and Mariana Davalos :: Victor Chavez/Getty Images
What's better than one Lovely Lady of the Day? Two -- especially if they are the Davalos twins. The photo doesn't do these girls justice so check out this gallery and you'll see why they were an easy choice.
Mascot Eats Cheerleader
Here's one way to score an NFL cheerleader.
Vault Photo Of The Day
When I'm not filling in for Jimmy, I run the SI Vault, which has every article ever printed in SI for free. I also like to post old and embarrassing photos of athletes to the SI Vault Twitter feed, such as this pic from 1980 of Michael Jordan and the rest of his high school Spanish Club.
Random Links
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Ray Lewis Video Of The Day
Ravels linebacker Ray Lewis destroys Jets tight end Dustin Keller.

Hog Calling Video Of The Day
This videos is taken from the 2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest. It will be the oddest thing you see all day.

Seinfeld Video Of The Day
Today is actor Dan Cortese's birthday, which gives me an excuse to link to this clip of Seinfeld making fun of Tony (played by Cortese).

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