Surely by now, you've all heard of Stuff White People Like. (If you haven't, head on over, because it's good for a laugh, especially if you're a The Wire fan.) But as far as the guys at That's So Fetch are concerned, the real comedy gold comes from listing the things white people (particularly suburban white people), don't like. You know, like taxes, public schools and long Starbucks lines. To be fair to all the suburbanites out there, we're pretty sure urbanites don't like taxes or Starbucks lines, either.