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Randy Savage and Elizabeth :: Ron Galella, Ltd./
Randy "Macho Man" Savage, shown here with the late Elizabeth, reportedly will be one of the "celebrities" on the upcoming season of the Surreal Life. Poker star Phil Hellmuth, Carrot Top, Miss Cleo, American Idol's Nikki McKibbin and actor Dabney Coleman are expected to join Savage.
No Steroids Here
Rivalfish comes up with one of the better lists we've seen lately -- the 20 Most Unathletic Looking Athletes. (Thanks to Jonah Ansell of Chicago for sending the link.)
Beer Here
Someone broke into the New Orleans Zephyrs' baseball stadium last week and stole a beer truck with 51 kegs on it. How many did they drink before getting busted?
Sneak Peek
Madden 08 won't be out until Aug. 14, but FanIQ has video of the game's player ratings. If these translate into real life at all, Dolphins fans shouldn't be too upset about having Ted Ginn Jr.
Sharapova's Songs

Maria Sharapova :: Kevin Mazur/
What songs are on Maria Sharapova's iPod? We don't know. Neither does Six Pack Sports Report. But they're guessing that these 12 songs make the cut.
Teeth Tales
Everyone loves this story about the Rugby player who had a tooth lodged in his forehead for a few months. But as the Sportscolumn Blog wisely points out, this is a time we should remember WWE star Mick Foley, who ended up with one his teeth in his nostril after being slammed through the roof of a cage during a match.
Live From New York...
The next sports star to host Saturday Night Live will be LeBron James, who'll do the honors for the season premiere.
We Don't See Bud Selig Taking This Approach
Unlike a lot of people, We haven't caught UFC fever. But anytime the president of an organization rips one of the star athletes ("He's not the brightest bulb on the porch. He's a complete moron.") and his porn star girlfriend, we get interested.
Videos of the Day
Taking A Break From Chatting With Babes Online
Cubs pitcher Rich Hill impersonates Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

He's Busy Even Though He's On The DL
A day in the life of Curt Schilling.

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