Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two guys who suffered public setbacks.
 
John Daly
Bret Michaels
Age
43 46
Fell Flat
In U.S. Open qualifying At the Tonys
Appeared
On Kid Rock's Half Your Age In sex tape with Pamela Anderson
Poison Song That Best Describes Them
Life Loves A Tragedy I Want Action
Fashion Statement
Fluorescent colors Cowboy hat and headband
Ever Present
Cigarette Groupies
Quotable
"I believe Nicotene plus caffeine equals protein." "The only time [having diabetes] will ever affect you in bed is if you have extremely low blood sugar and you go into insulin shock, at which point you won't be standing up, let alone performing sex."
Sold
Merchandise at Masters from his Winnebago 25 million records
Has Lost
Hooters as a sponsor, 40-plus pounds His rock-and-roll cred
Drives
The ladies wild The ladies wild
 

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