Tale of the Tape: Pedro Martinez vs. Lindsay Lohan

Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes two people headed for rehab stints.
Pedro Martinez
Lindsay Lohan
Rehabbing In
St. Lucie, Fla. Utah
Inauspicious Early Work
Role as reliever with Dodgers Toys 'R' Us print ads
Has Been Clocked
At 95 mph (early in his career) At 100 mph (during high-speed chase)
Three Is ...
Number of Cy Young awards he's won Car accidents she was in during 2005, also number of stints in rehab.
Senor Plunk, Pedro Zawacki Lilo, Linds, L.L., La Lohan, the defendant
Has Hung With
Nelson de la Rosa Paris Hilton
Refuses To Yield
The inside part of the plate To authorities
Memorable Quote
"Wake up the damn Bambino and have him face me. Maybe I'll drill him in the ---." "I am innocent ... Did not do drugs, they're not mine."
Once Wore
Geri curl Alcohol monitor bracelet
Loosens Up
By gardening, yes gardening By partying
Has Had Beef With
Don Zimmer Hilary Duff

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