Tale of the Tape
Extra Mustard's Paul Tinelli sizes up two guys who took a day off.
John Madden
Ferris Bueller
Excuse For Taking Off
Fatigue Sickness
Likely Reason For Taking Off
Doesn't want to sit through Seahawks-Bucs Doesn't want to sit through Ben Stein's class
Partner In Crime
Al Michaels Cameron Frye
Cool Ride
Madden Cruiser 1961 Ferrari
Previously Absent
Never Nine times
Obsessed With Him
Frank Caliendo Ed Rooney
Flying Cameron's wimpiness
Added Fans By
Starting a video game Singing Twist and Shout on a parade float
Telestrator for drawing on the TV screen His best friend for a car
Turducken Being mischievous
But REALLY Loves
Brett Favre Sloane

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