Marisa Tomei:: Amanda Edwards/Getty Images
Jimmy is out today (if you really miss him, you can read this interview), and my guess is that he took the day off to see The Wrestler. While Mickey Rourke is getting rave reviews for his performance as a washed-up "sports entertainer," someone who should be receiving more praise is Marisa Tomei. Why? Because she's 44 and still looks like this. Also, she seems to have a thing for quirky, bald men ... just ask George Costanza.
Nothing says "it's holiday time" like a bunch of sports-related Christmas light decorations.
Maybe that comparison is a little severe, but the Hall of Fame quarterback -- along with ex-49ers Ronnie Lott and Harris Barton -- are in debt to Silicon Valley Bank for a cool $69 mil. In more positive Montana news, his wife is pretty hot.
Jason Taylor, Shemar Moore :: Simon Bruty/SI, Kevin Winter/Getty Images
Our famous athlete/celebrity look-a-like series is still going strong. The latest batch includes some winners (Eli Manning/Michael Phelps, Terry Francona/Shia LaBeouf), but we were intrigued by the Jason Taylor/Shemar Moore combo, mostly because we'd never heard of Moore. So we did some research and discovered he is on Criminal Minds and more important, used to date Halle Berry. Speaking of Berry, she isn't that ugly.
Maybe the headline is a tad harsh, but nobody is confusing these ice jockeys with Brad Pitt or George Clooney.
The 10 best SNL digital shorts of all time ... The 2008 Mug Shots of the Year ... There was a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion earlier this week ... Phoenix forward Louis Amundson rides his bicycle to and from Suns games ... Scarlett Johansson is selling her used tissues on eBay.
Anthony Dorsett was busted for running a cocaine ring ... Ole Miss coach Andy Kennedy was arrested for beating up a cab driver in Cincinnati ... This Niceville native accidentally gave a cop a bag of marijuana when the police officer asked for the person's identification. Whoops.
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David Hasselhoff likes spending time with UA fans. :: Bruce Yeung/Yeung Photography : Vince Bucci/Getty Images
Vegas, prepare for a David Hasselhoff serenade ...Joe Paterno's got a new deal and some requests ... Learn how to become a Club Trillion member ... A new arena for the Bradford/McCoy debate.
Let's see you pull this off on Wii Bowling (thanks to Don Chavez for the tip)
At 5, this kid is already cooler than I will ever be.
In honor of Jarome Iginla's goal last night, here are the Top 10 NHL scores off body parts.