I was supposed to be on vacation until Wednesday, but after seeing what Andy Gray did in Hot Clicks on Friday, I had to cut it short and return to SI.com. He basically came into my home and defecated on my living room floor. Well, it ends now. Another thing that ends now are people e-mailing and tweeting me stuff like this. LEAVE JETER ALONE. HE'S BUFF. Now, let's move on to something more important: Gambling. If you are the type of person who likes to place recreational wagers on NFL games, Sunday was a banner day for insane finishes. We saw Jets running back Shonn Green go down at the 1-yard line to run out the clock instead of scoring, which cost New York a cover. We saw the Patriots blow a cover when the Dolphins kicked a field goal on 2nd down with 31 seconds left and trailing by 10 points. We saw the Bears blow a cover when the Seahawks scored with 24 seconds left in regulation. And last night, the Cowboys failed to cover when Eagles wide receiver Damaris Johnson returned a punt 98 yards for a touchdown with 31 seconds left in regulation. Johnson's score cost one bettor a parlay that would've paid $18,500. Mark Sanchez fumbled after having his face shoved into the rear end of one of his offensive lineman on Thanksgiving night? Of course you do. One fan wants to remember it forever, so he he did this. ... If you didn't see Andrew Luck's perfect game-ending drive, check it out here, and remember, he is a rookie. ... Speaking of rookie quarterbacks, Russell Wilson led the Seahawks to a remarkable win in Chicago. This was his game-winning pass to Sidney Rice, who somehow managed to make the catch despite getting crushed. had a must-see touchdown run against Wisconsin, which caused Gus Johnson to go Gus Johnson. ... Baylor running back Lache Seastrunk pulled his hamstring during a 76-yard run against Oklahoma State, but he still managed to score. ... Here are betting lines for the bowl games.
Not only did Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez get pulled from yesterday's game after throwing three interceptions, but his ex-girlfriend, Eva Longoria, is currently appearing in this amazing photo gallery (and video) for GQ Mexico. Here is Bennett offering truly priceless commentary as the scene gets re-enacted.