By Jimmy Traina
Play Ball!
Olivia Munn
Olivia Munn :: Courtesy of Kevin Winter :: Getty Images

Today is Opening Day -- the real Opening Day. The Sunday night game never has been and never will be Opening Day. Speaking of the Sunday night game, it was interesting to put on ESPN at 8:00 last night and seeing a women's college basketball game instead of Braves-Phillies, which was relegated to ESPN2. Memo to Major League Baseball: YOU NOW HAVE YOUR OWN NETWORK! If you're going to be relegated to ESPN's secondary channel for the first game of the season, you might want to tell the Worldwide Leader to (do something graphic) and put the game on YOUR OWN NETWORK. But today is not a time for negativity. It's time to celebrate our national pastime and enjoy Opening Day. Now, since there isn't a way to tie a lovely lady into all of this, I did the only natural thing: I took to Twitter and asked followers who they'd like to see at the top of Hot Clicks today. There were some great suggestions, but G4 TV's Olivia Munn won out.

Baseball Links

Here are 10 milestones that can happen this year. ... Here are some last-minute tips if you're going to place a wager on some team win totals. ... previews all 30 teams (and manages to find a picture of a woman wearing a piece of apparel from each squad). ... Pop Crunch looks at the 25 hottest MLB WAGs.

Shaq Unplugged has put together an unbelievable long list of Shaquille O'Neal's greatest quotes.

Feud Of The Day

You wouldn't think a beef between Cheryl Miller and Scot Pollard would be that exciting, but that is far from the case.

Sorry, But This A-Rod Item Can't Be Passed Up
Alex Rodriguez, Noemie Lenoir
Alex Rodriguez, Noemie Lenoir :: Getty Images/SI

Why is there a picture of Alex Rodriguez and SI Swimsuit model Noemie Lenoir here? Because Jay, of St. Louis, sent an e-mail pointing out the uncanny resemblance of the two now that Lenoir has cut her hair.

Marker Mayhem

You may think writing on someone's face when they're passed out is immature, cruel and pathetic. Or, you may think it's freakin' funny. No matter where you stand on the issue, however, I think we can all agree that this piece, in which the National Lampoon Splog takes a Sharpie to some athletes faces is amusing.

Random Links

A Wrestlemania recap (yes, Mickey Rourke was there and mixed it up in the ring) ... Shoutouts to the biggest scrubs in the NBA ... An NFL mock draft using superheros.

Wild Wedding

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen had a second wedding ceremony over the weekend, but this one reportedly turned into an episode of The Sopranos.

More Links On Facebook

Check out the Hot Clicks Facebook group for items that don't make it here. You can also follow me on Twitter.

Sports Video Of The Day

Martin, of Fort Collins, Col., wonders if this is the goal of the year.

Sloth Video Of The Day

Jordan, of Fullerton, Calif., sends in this clip of Kobe Bryant taunting teammate DJ Mbenga for looking like Sloth from Goonies.

Movie Quotes Video Of The Day

The 100 best movie lines in 200 seconds.

Movie Trailer Of The Day

Sean Turley, of Fishers, Ind., sent in this trailer for The Hangover, which Turley says "has the potential to be the greatest bachelor party movie of all time." I thought the preview was just OK until the very end, when a very famous athlete made a pretty funny appearance.

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