Oregon cheerleaders : Bruce Yeung/Yeung Photography
If you missed last night's Hard Knocks on HBO, stop what you are doing right now and set up your TiVo/DVR. The episode featured 1) Tank Johnson excitedly claiming that he just found out "Donnie Walsh" invented the West Coast offense; 2) Chad Ochocinco's very hot girlfriend; 3) Chad Ochocinco telling every cheerleader to call him despite the fact that he has a hot girlfriend; 3) Laveranues Coles looking scared out of his wits while coach Marvin Lewis unleashed a classic tirade; 4) Mike Brown showing utter disgust when Andre Smith showed up out of shape; and 5) Jordan Palmer (backup quarterback and brother of Carson) revealing that he's one of the developers behind one of the most genius Web sites ever -- RunPee.com. From the site: "RunPee.com lists movies that are currently in movie theaters and when we think would be the best time to RunPee during those films. This way you not only know when to go but can also find out what you'll be missing. You will no longer miss those ultra-important scenes are need to come back to your seat and ask someone, 'What did I miss'?"
Ralphie : Doug Pensinger/Getty Images
One more link to get you prepared for the season: the top 10 college football entrances.
Here's a lesson to learn: Videos can instantly be made better when you add the right song to it, as proved in this clip of a U.S. Open ball boy going down.