How do sports stars fit in? ________ should've been on People's Most Beautiful list ________ just cracks me up Thing that's been in my fridge the longest Our locker room smells like... My coach hates it when I...

Mike Napoli
Angels C
Aubrey O'Day Will Ferrell Strawberry jelly (two years) Clean Make fun of his weight

Michael Parkhurst
Revolution D
I don't know anyone hot who wasn't on it Teammate Matt Reis and singer Rob Rock Chicken patties (five months) Sea Breeze Cross midfield

Ryan Dempster
Cubs P
Will Ferrell Jimmy Kimmel Tuna fish sandwich (three weeks) Bad gas and deodorant Walk people

Joe Beimel
Dodgers P
Teammate Andre Ethier The Family Guy Chico's Pico Salsa (two weeks) Roses Don't cut my hair
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