Eli Manning The Super Bowl MVP added another ring to his hand after tying the knot with his college sweetheart Abby McGrew in Mexico on Saturday. We weren't far from the ceremony in Cabo San Lucas, but apparently our invite got lost in the mail.
Tony Romo There's nothing like ringing in your 28th birthday than by engaging in frosting filled game of tonsil hockey with Jessica Simpson to the disgust of onlookers and the delight of paparazzi.
Danica Patrick One of the greatest moments in sports equality couldn't happen to a better person. After becoming the first woman in a century of open-wheel racing to win an event by taking the checkered flag in last Sunday's Indy Japan 300, she won't just be remembered as a pretty face, although there's nothing wrong with appreciating that, too.
WWE How desperate are this year's presidential candidates to get your vote? Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain cut embarrassingly cheesy promos for their candidacy on Monday that was only topped by the faux no-holds-barred match between Obama and Clinton that, of course, featured a cheating Bill Clinton.
Serena Williams It looks like the newest couple to hit the sports scene is Williams and Common, who have been spotted around Miami the past week. We love the fact they weren't spotted in the Prive nightclub after they were turned away because Common was wearing shorts. We have a feeling they would have made it past the velvet ropes if it had been Serena wearing the shorts.
Marisa Miller Our favorite SI Swimsuit cover model looked amazing in a Cubs uniform as she threw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field this week although we would have loved to see Marisa hit the field in the versionAnne V rocked a few years back.
Steve Nash In honor of Earth Day, Nash became the first athlete to wear a recycled high-performance shoe and with the help of his production company, Meathawk, produced a commercial that should win points from fans of the old show, The Six Million Dollar Man.
Kanye West The crew from Kanye's "Glow In The Dark Tour" (the best concert we've seen in years) partied Tuesday at Hollywood hotspot Goa, where Mr. West was joined by Jay-Z, Jamie Foxx, Richard Jefferson and enough models to make West forget about splitting from his fiancé this week.
Becki Newton Our favorite Ugly Bettycast member told us this week that she wants to sing the national anthem before an L.A. Galaxy home game this season. She already has experience from her days at Penn, when she was a classmate of John Legend, so c'mon guys give her a shot.
Benny The Bull First Benny's relationship problems get exposed on The Jerry Springer Show and now he's getting sued for injuring a dentist. Well, at least someone in the Bulls organization is making things exciting this year.
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