You'd think being the greatest basketball player who's ever lived would get you a free pass on most things, but when it comes to ridiculous golf rules, even Michael Jordan has to abide by the rules. The Hall of Famer will reportedly not be invited back to a Miami country club because he had the unmitigated gall to play in cargo pants, causing members to complain. Yes, grown men actually complained because Jordan wore cargo shorts. And before you e-mail me to say he shouldn't be given preferential treatment because he's Michael Jordan, yes, I understand that. It doesn't change the fact that adults complained and ratted him out for his outfit. I do have to give the snitches some credit, though, because they're giving me an opportunity to once again link to this What the F*** Is Michael Jordan Wearing Tumblr page.combined the call with a bunny hop-type dance. Of course the internet has wasted no time turning the video into musical gems, such as this and this. (Thanks to @BryanAGraham for the last video.) who won't eat treats made by the Cowboys. Oh, the "fan" is a dog, by the way.
Hot Clicks favorite (and girlfriend of Angels pitcher C.J. Wilson) Lisalla Montenegro just did a new photoshoot with photographer Stewart Shining, who was nice enough to post the pictures of the Brazilian beauty just for Hot Clicks Nation. Hate you, C.J. Wilson. (UPDATE: I've gotten e-mails that the site linked to in this item is down. Here's another gallery of Lisalla until it's back up.) First we had Ohio State fans petitioning President Obama to let them in a BCS bowl game. Now we have Cowboys fans asking the White House to remove Jerry Jones as owner of the team. The Big Lead comes this video of John Madden and Pat Summerall working their first NFL game together for CBS, 33 years ago this week. It's actually startling to see two men talking so calmly and rationally about football. Today, everyone on TV screams and yells and talks to you as if they know everything and you know nothing. No wonder these two are broadcasting legends.