Jimmy is still in his bunker, afraid that the world's coming to an end. He may or may not be back on Wednesday. Speaking of the end of the world, SI compiled all the magazine's "Signs of the Apocalypse" from 2012 and turned it into a photo gallery. Some of the highlights include adult website AshleyMadison.com offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she had sex with Tim Tebow, a strand of marijuana named after Usain Bolt (the Usain Bolt OG) and a 12-year-old (pictured above) who was suspended from school for one day after having Matt Bonner's image shaved into his head. At least he didn't get a Raptors logo. turned a few heads while paddle-boarding and kayaking in Hawaii. turned a few heads while holiday shopping in the King of Prussia mall in Philadelphia, which may have something to do with the big stuffed tiger he was carrying around (as well as his amazing hair).
Jordan from Needham, Mass. wrote in to request a gallery of Daphne Joy photos, and it'd be rude of me to deny him that request. he will be attending Duke next season. Apparently, the staff at the Lansing State Journal didn't get the memo.which led the announcers to question how a college student scores front row tickets to a Heat-Mavs game.40 greatest Christmas-related names in sports ... The 10 best sports video games of 2012 ... The best gift packages players receive from this year's bowl games ... The 25 best auto-corrects of 2012.