|1||The Bill Walton Trip (@NotBillWalton)|
|Wit and tie-dyed old-school sports wisdom inspired by The Grateful Dead-loving basketball legend. |
Sample tweet: "Jay Cutler takes more sacks than a traveling band of train jumping hobos during the Depression in the 1930s. Good gracious!"
|2||Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead)|
|This Manning is a 140-character killer of athletes across all sports. |
Sample tweet: "Hey Brian Orakpo, maybe one of these days you'll be in a commercial where they don't have to tell people who you are or who you play for."
|3||Emo Chris Bosh (@EmoChrisBosh)|
|Dedicated to the difficulty of being Chris Bosh in a world of Lebrons and D-Wades.|
Sample tweet: "Asked LeBron if he saw Stonehenge while in England. He said if he wanted to see something prehistoric, he'd get an x-ray of my fossils."
|4||Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden)|
|Pitch-perfect mocking of the famed NFL broadcaster and pitchman.|
Sample tweet: "If the Packers are able to score more points than the Bears tonight, I think they will win the football game."
|5||Not Roger Federer (@PseudoFed)|
|The real Roger Federer is a classy and humble champion. This feed? Not so humble.|
Sample tweet: "UK fans telling Me Sky Sports are showing a documentary of Me again after showing 1 yesterday. Very appropriate. Thank you #SkySports - #BFF"
|6||(Not) Walt Frazier (@Not WaltFrazier)|
|Fictitious yet prodigious Twitter stylings in homage of the famed swishing and dishing, wheeling and dealing Knicks legend (and broadcaster)." |
Sample tweet: "Congrats to Miami! Enjoy your night of Ed Hardy wearin' and tough guy starin'! Bro-huggin' and bottle service chuggin'!"
|7||Old Hoss Rabourn (@OldHossRadbourn)|
|Wit and wisdom well beyond baseball from the self-proclaimed pitching deity and dapper gent.|
Sample tweet: "Mr. Kruk, you neither speak coherently nor present cogent analysis. Please accept this position providing analysis."
|8||Coach Qs Mustache (@CoachQsMustache)|
|We might not see the NHL this season but the magnificent mustache inspired by the coach of the Blackhawks will not be locked out on social media. |
Sample tweet: "When NHL rumors fly, I play possum. It bugs Coach, mainly because the tail on the possum costume tickles his nose."
|9||The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN)|
|The Skinny: The Worldwide Twitter Leader in fake headlines, bad catch phrases, and mocking sports news.|
Sample tweet: "Cowboys cut Dez Bryant's list of 75 rules down to 53."
|10||Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore)|
|The Skinny: Inspired by Adam Sandler's hockey-player-turned-championship golfer, this Happy attacks everyone as if they were Shooter McGavin.|
Sample tweet: "Chris Johnson says he can run the 40 in under 4 secs. Lindsay Lohan says she can drink one in 3."