Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Cory McCartney sizes up two guys bent on world domination.
 
Tiger Woods
Stewie Griffin
Age
32 1
Domination Means
Breaking Sam Snead's PGA wins record; Jack Nicklaus' majors mark Among other things, controlling the minds of the unsuspecting -- and destroying broccoli.
Resides In
Windermere, Fla. Quahog, R.I.
Weapon(s) Of Choice
Golf club Mind control device, weather control device, etc.
Red Is
What he wears on Sundays What he wears every day
Right-Hand Man
Caddy Steve Williams Brian
Animal Essential
Tiger club cover Rupert, his teddy bear
Ranked
No. 1 in the world No. 95 on Wizard's 100 greatest villains of all-time
Commercial Appeal
Caddyshack homage Underdog duel in Super Bowl ad
Woman In His Life
Elin Nordegren, his wife Lois, his mom
 

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