Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Nicki Jhabvala sizes up two stars who have become known for quickies.
 
Lamar Odom
Britney Spears
Noted Nuptial
Tied the knot with Khloe Kardashian after a lengthy 3-week courtshipExchanged vows with high school sweetheart Jason Alexander in Vegas. It was annulled two days later.
Hometown
Says his official bio: "Lamar Odom, like the rapper 50 Cent, grew up in South Jamaica, Queens"Kentwood Louisiana ... as the town's official web site is proud to declare
Height
6-foot-10Not anywhere near 6-foot-10
Best Cameo

He Made It ... with BustaFrom Pop icon to ... receptionist
Best Piece of Hardware
NBA Chamionship ring (2009)Grammy (2005)
Sweet Tooth
CandyCandie's
Side Jobs
Owning Rich Soil Entertainment, a music and film production companyFantasizing
Famed Coif
Bald and shinyHold the shiny

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