Tale of the Tape
SI.com's Nicki Jhabvala sizes up two stars who have become known for quickies.
Lamar Odom
Britney Spears
Noted Nuptial
Tied the knot with Khloe Kardashian after a lengthy 3-week courtshipExchanged vows with high school sweetheart Jason Alexander in Vegas. It was annulled two days later.
Says his official bio: "Lamar Odom, like the rapper 50 Cent, grew up in South Jamaica, Queens"Kentwood Louisiana ... as the town's official web site is proud to declare
6-foot-10Not anywhere near 6-foot-10
Best Cameo

He Made It ... with BustaFrom Pop icon to ... receptionist
Best Piece of Hardware
NBA Chamionship ring (2009)Grammy (2005)
Sweet Tooth
Side Jobs
Owning Rich Soil Entertainment, a music and film production companyFantasizing
Famed Coif
Bald and shinyHold the shiny

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