Strangest shots from 2014 NBA Media Day

Strangest shots from 2014 NBA Media Day

LeBron James | Cavaliers

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"I should have stayed in South Beach."

Michael Beasley | Grizzlies

Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images

"I'm either praying or begging for forgiveness."

Marc Gasol, Mike Conley and Zach Randolph | Grizzlies

Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images

"'OK, now how about you guys pick up Mike? Yeah, just kind of hold him like that. OK, big smiles!"

Dwight Howard | Rockets

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Dwight actually does this before every interview.

Kostas Papanikolao | Rockets

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Kostas, is this the first time you've ever held a basketball?

Sim Bhullar | Kings

Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images

That's not a child-sized ball. That's just a 7-foot-5, 355-pound man.

Tim Duncan | Spurs

D. Clarke Evans/NBAE via Getty Images

"Soooo happy I'm doing this for the last time."

Kobe Bryant | Lakers

Jae C. Hong/AP

"My name is my name!"

Joakim Noah | Bulls

Charles Rex Arbogast/AP

Probably not a good sign that there's more interest in Game Operations than NBA Live 15.

Jimmy Butler | Bulls

Charles Rex Arbogast/AP

#TrueDetectiveSeason2

Martwell Webster | Wizards

Carolyn Kaster/AP

Martell Webster came to Media Day hoping to attract attention. He accomplished his goal. You win, Martell, you win.

Enes Kanter | Jazz

Rick Bowmer/AP

The Jazz hope never to see Enes Kanter strike this pose in an actual game.

Greg Monroe, Josh Smith and Andre Drummond | Pistons

Carlos Osorio/AP

Even these guys seem to realize this isn't going to work.

Rajon Rondo | Celtics

Steven Senne/AP

Buy your Celtics season tickets today!

Dionte Christmas and Jrue Holiday | Pelicans

Gerald Herbert/AP

That's …. pretty clever.

David West | Pacers

AJ Mast/AP

Right before taking this picture, a photographer showed David West the Pacers' 2014-15 roster.

Paul Piece | Wizards

Carolyn Kaster/AP

This just doesn't feel right.

Danny Granger | Heat

Wilfredo Lee/AP

Danny Granger's transformation to James Jones is almost complete!