SI.com Staff
Friday November 23rd, 2012

DeAndre Jordan: J.R. Rider's patented East Bay Funk Dunk has never been funkier. (Noah Graham/NBAE via Getty Images)

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Amar'e Stoudemire: "If Mike Woodson wants to use you off the bench, PS 36 is ready to sign you as our starting power forward if you'll just put pen to paper."  (Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images)

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Doc Rivers: "Darkoooooo!!!!!!!!" (Adam Hunger/Reuters)

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Zach Randolph and Marcus Camby: "So Stern calls about a $25K fine for talking trash to Perkins. I'm like, 'Dude, I'm making $16.5 million guaranteed every year until 2015!" (Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images)

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Stephen Curry: "If this girl in the green sweater doesn't stop looking at me like that, I'm spraining both of these guys' ankles. I'm not playing!" (Glenn James/NBAE via Getty Images)

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Pau Gasol and Antonio Banderas: Not pictured: Mike Brown. (Noel Vasquez/Getty Images)

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Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Blake Griffin, Chris Paul: "You can make any face you want, CP, you're not defeating the Duncanator in a staring contest." (D. Clarke Evans/NBAE via Getty Images)

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Wizards mascot G-Man: While the Wizards mascot takes flight, coach Randy Wittman politely asks the referees to let his winless team use the trampoline, too. (Rob Carr/Getty Images)

***** Robin Lopez and Ryan Anderson: Enjoying a little hot potato before the mashed potatoes at the Hornets' Thanksgiving drive. (Layne Murdoch Jr./NBAE via Getty Images)

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