As part of Grantland's NBA video preview series, the ever-outspoken Jalen Rose offered a pretty wild prediction: That a 50-year-old Michael Jordan, who is currently the majority owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, would play in one NBA game this season. Without digging too much into the complexities of selling off majority ownership of a lowly franchise in a hurry or the seeming impossibility of a competitor like Jordan settling for a one-game stint in the pros, I'll just say this: No. Nope. Not a chance. Can't happen and won't happen.