Holiday Sweater might not be the song we need during this festive season, but clearly it's the one we deserve.
An audio Christmas card to Sharks fans everywhere, it features the tortured rap stylings of several San Jose B-listers (John Scott, Matt Irwin, Barclay Goodrow and Chris Tierney among them) extolling the virtues of the latest hipster fashion craze.
But as painful as it is—and you'll know why Joe Thornton, Logan Couture and Patrick Marleau begged out when you see it—it's an earwig of a tune. Dare you to make it through the rest of the day without humming along ... just like the surprise post-credits guest star.
We're sorry to do this to you, but remember: "Fun must be always."