Which tells us at least one thing about Marleau: He has a terrific sense of humor.
That’s not to say that there’s no substance to the story. The 36-year-old has been the subject of trade rumors for much of the past decade and it’s entirely possible that now, with the Sharks swimming in rapidly decreasing circles yet again, that he wants out of San Jose.
But likely? No.
Because if Marleau had any real interest in leaving the Sharks after 18 (!) seasons, he wouldn’t make it so difficult for GM Doug Wilson.
Asking to be sent to Los Angeles or Anaheim? That would be like P.K. Subban telling the Canadiens he’d accept a trade to Boston or Toronto. The last thing the Sharks want is for their former captain to remain within the Pacific Division, ideally situated to torment them the rest of the way. They have three dates remaining this season with the Kings and two with the Ducks. Those are games that could make or break their playoff hopes.
The Kings also make for a lousy match from a practical perspective. They’re already tight up against the cap, with less than $1.5 million of space available, meaning they’d have to move one or more significant contracts as part of the deal to fit Marleau and his $6.6 million hit. They also lack the future assets that might appeal to the Sharks. They’ve already moved their 2016 first rounder to Carolina in the Andrej Sekera trade, and with their system nearly barren of prospects it’s hard to imagine them divesting themselves of someone like Adrian Kempe, Nick Shore or Valentin Zykov.
The Ducks, on the other hand, probably could make a Marleau deal work. They have both the cap space and a fairly deep pool of young talent, both at the NHL level and in the system, that would allow them to make a trade without harming themselves long term. And as they’re slowly finding their form after a brutal start, they might be interested in adding a versatile top-six forward with a bit of speed in his game. But like the Sharks, they’re in no big hurry to send someone like Nic Kerdiles or Shea Theodore to a divisional rival and have to face them down the road, either.
As for the Rangers? Well, Marleau would be out of sight, all right. And from a player’s perspective, it’s easy to understand the appeal of playing for the Blueshirts, an Original Six team with a legitimate shot to win the Stanley Cup this season and next. Who wouldn’t welcome that for the final two years of his current contract?
Of course, it’s that contract that makes the Rangers an unlikely fit. Even if they had the assets to build an interesting package (which they don’t after trading away three first-round picks, two second-round picks and Anthony Duclair within the past three years), New York has just over a million dollars to play with this season. So unless the Sharks were willing to take on a bad contract in return (say, Dan Girardi, who has a no-movement clause along with a brutal hit that counts $5.5 million against the cap through 2020-21), it’s hard to see these two teams as partners.
Again, none of this precludes a deal from happening, but the rumored destinations don’t add up.
Apparently Marleau’s wife doesn’t think much of them, either.
Math for Media: An 'unnamed' sourced rumor + add in 3 cities = still just a rumor. The guy just played with the flu, give him a break!— Christina Marleau (@c_marleau) November 11, 2015
The numbers game
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