By Allan Muir
That's more than you can say for this pair of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers wannabes from the Ligue Nord-Americaine de Hockey (LNAH), a seven-team circuit best known as the last refuge for wayward cementheads.
Francis Lessard, a 6'-3", 235-pound winger whose ability to throw a punch helped him spend parts of six seasons with the Atlanta Thrashers and Ottawa Senators, and Sebastien Laferriere, a 6'-2", 218-pound meathead who racked up 204 penalty minutes in just 31 games last year, decided it was time to tango during a recent game between the Cornwall River Kings and HC Carvena de Sorel-Tracy.
What follows makes you yearn for the grim intensity of a blood-soaked Semin slugfest. I just hope Don Cherry doesn't see this.