Friday March 15th, 2013

By Allan Muir

Violence. Potty humor. Gift giving. Slam poetry.

The boys at TSN captured the complex and competitive relationship of Roberto Luongo and Cory Schneider in a between-periods segment during the Canucks-Predators game last night that revealed the duo as the finest comedy team since Carrey and Daniels. Doesn't matter how much you hate the Vancouver Canucks. If you're not rooting for these two crazy kids to somehow beat the odds and find happiness together, your heart is more shriveled and blackened than Jeremy Jacobs'.

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